Kids say the darndest things…(August 2007)

If you have kids you can relate to this. (maybe)

At the Independence Day parade Riley sees a person dressed as an Ice Cream Cone and yells out "I'm gonna eat you!!!!"

At the Ringling Brothers Circus the motorcycles are driving the flaming cage of death, and Riley (3 years old at the time) screams “HOLY SHIT!” at the top of his lungs.

At an Aunt's pool party he jumps in the pool with his lifejacket on (which has a strap that goes between his legs) and upon surfacing yells out (to the whole family) "Oh man, my balls!"

At the 4th of July fireworks downtown, amidst the explosions and the 'oohs' and 'ahhhs' you could hear Riley yell "I'm having a seizure!!!!"

When his suit fell down on the slip and slide in the front yard last week- "Everyone look at my whitey butt!!!!!!!!"