The Truth about Honey

Honey does not make good web fluid.
A Spiderman action figure, when tied to a piece of gift wrapping ribbon and coated in honey, will not stick to walls.
The honey will.
Honey is really hard to clean off of carpet and wood floors and shirts and pillows and curtains and tall lamps.
When your mom and dad leave the house, and you play with honey, you get in big trouble when they get home and sit in it.
When honey sticks to your butt, and then you go sit somewhere else, the honey sticks there, too.
Even if you try to destroy the evidence, you mom might still find Spiderman's head under the dining room table.
Honey is not a toy... if you write that 50 times you will realize that.