"Oh, he's a virgin."
"Look at her- she's definitely a virgin!"
"Heh- yeah"
"There's another one."
"Yup, virgin."
"He looks cool- I bet he's not a virgin."
After hearing enough, I alarmingly yelled "What are you talking about?"
Brennan and Tobey explained, after several uncomfortable seconds of silence, that they were watching people go by on the street and determining whether they were virgins or not.
"Do you know what that is?" I asked.
"I think it's a person who doesn't have a boyfriend or a girlfriend..." Tobey stammered.
Brennan just sat there with a smirk on his face. I suspect that he was in the know.
Of course, I had to explain what it meant. I'm sure I saw little whisps of innocence float away as I was talking.